music machinery, verbal wizardry

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

BOOOOOOO




Each week that shithead Ace Young ruins song after song after song. Seriously. I want to punch him in the throat so he can no longer force that crappy falsetto out of his vocal chords. What's even worse is how the judges refuse to acknowledge that he is constantly singing off key!! Are they not listening?!

Last night was pretty much the worst it could get. He managed to mess up what is pretty much the WORST song in existence, Drops of Jupiter. First off, he said it was "a great song" (not true) and then, while singing it horribly, pulled down his shirt to reveal an old hockey or soccer wound while singing the line in the song that contained the word "scar."

I hate him. Especially because he looks like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Who can respect someone who looks like a Disney character?!

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