I've realized that I should come with an im translator. For example:

Ohhromance: what a drema boar
translation: what a dream boat

Ohhromance: i need a made
translation: i need a maid

Ohhromance: pj
translation: ok

Other things that make no sense if taken out of context:

ohhromance: even with the heat and the piles of meat

ohhromance: i hope there's a lot of fat men in hats carrying fans

ohhromance: i was in high school marching band. i don't think it's an insult