Like You Need Another Excuse to Drink/Read Pitchfork

Doug pointed out this lovely drinking game for the lovers/haters of P-fork. I guess it would be fun if I didn't tend to read it in the morning. No one likes being wasted at 9am.. or do they?

Last night I thought that it might be interesting to create an America's Next Top Model drinking game....

1. Every time someone says the word "fierce" take a drink.

2. Every time Tyra does the same pose twice and then asks "do you see the difference there?" take a drink.

3. Every time there's a mention of "dead eyes" take a drink.
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4. Every time they criticize someone for not looking "modely" at judging and then fix it by A. pulling the model's hair into a ponytail or B. taking the model's hair out of a ponytail, take a drink.

5. Every time Tyra talks about when she first started modeling, take a drink.

6. Every time there's a picture of Tyra in the shot or on the screen, take a drink.

7. Every time Tyra slowly flutters her eyes when she's being serious, take a drink.

Congrats! You are now wasted! You will also never be a model cause you just drank 10 beers and that is like 8000 calories. Fatty.