GIANT DOLL

While looking for a picture of a creepy doll to post on someone's myspace page yesterday, I came across this little wonder:

I had no idea that germs could be so cute or that I might find such a perfect gift for Jenny. How great would it be, as a 4 year-old kid, to be able to clutch whatever symptoms you're suffering from as a nurse jabs a thermometer down your throat? Now I just need to scrounge up thirty extra dollars and an address.

If you were wondering, the Clap looks like this: and this: is HIV.